Cue theme music…..dunna dunna dunna dunna “bat kitty”. There’s a new caped crusader in my life and she followed my roommate home the other night. Sure, she may be slightly gender confused by the name but consider it a marker of stealthy awesome. And of course, you always need a gratuitous cat sleeping pose becauseContinue reading “Bat Kitty”
Last evening, to kick off the official end of Summer some of my lady bro’s and I journeyed to the over advertised Museum of Sex. The gift shop alone is a hysterical jaunt into the modern day sex culture. Entire photo books showcasing big boobies and butts. The museum itself is a historyContinue reading “Sexual Reading “
I wrote this fun piece about eating my way through Gettysburg for a blog I contribute to called Girls On Food. The battlefields may be haunted but the foodie noshes are scary delicious. Check it out! Gettysburg NOMS!!!!
Time flies. Eight years ago I lived briefly in London. Navigating the cobblestone streets on Jack The Ripper walks, trying to understand cockney cashiers in bodegas, and attending The Royal Court Theatre’s Young Writers Programme inspiring my American pastiche with some international flair. I lived in a Norwegian hostel called simply “The K House” whereContinue reading “Ji Snakke Bare Litt Norsk”
Last weekend I celebrated another year. As the month continues I don’t think I ever realized some pretty amazing folks call July their birth month. Frida Kahlo was born on the sixth. I’ve always loved her work, even before Selma Hayek brought her to the masses in the wonderful biopic: Frida. Fantastic.
A week for the ages…..a death in the family, new opportunities, the play that boasts starring Tony Shaloub but only really has him on stage for six minutes and the impending dong of another year. As my calendar year winds down and my new one starts it’s always helpful to find somewhere to think. ItContinue reading “Quicksand”
The Twilight Zone Episode Talking Tina provided my young chubby face with countless night terrors. It didn’t help matters when my Teddy Ruxpin’s tape deck broke and he spoke at 2a.m. at random. Now this is circulating and I can only imagine the dreams that this glass in one’s cabinet could inspire. Chuckie has aContinue reading “The Craft Project Of My Nightmares”
Who see’s Don Draper?
I finally made it up to my fathers ski condo in Windham, NY. Even if only for a couple of days it was peace on earth. The lamb and the lion chilling together got nothing on this experience. You step on to the porch and immediately BAM-mountains for days. Looking forward, a small pondContinue reading “Windham Mountain High”