I feel like whoever coined “dance like nobody’s watching” really meant dance like nobody’s conscious. Let’s be honest-how can you ignore someone gyrating barely two feet from you. I watched a pink striped shirt laden man, earbuds in their respectable places, move head left to right, biting lip and dancing like no one was conscious at 8:17am. And he meant it.
It made me think of this fortune I got last night. It gives me the permission to act with general abandon as long as I finish my homework.
So let us all dance like nobody’s conscious and while we’re at it write like our parents are dead.